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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."
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"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"
"[Walmart customer service] ME: i want to talk to the manager. MANAGER: hi sir is there a problem? ME: no, i just want to talk."
"What do you call an Asian male with no penis? An Asian porn star"
"Knock Knock...Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who? ""I thought you said you'd never forget...."""
"Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids? they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed"
"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."
"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."
"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."
"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"