172266

Joke of the Day

"I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care."

"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."

"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing. 'He's like a fish out of water.' You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' No, I mean he's dead.'"

"My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :("

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."

"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."

"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."

"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."