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Joke of the Day

"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"

"Hear of the shortest suicide note ever? Life sucks, girlfriend doesn't."

"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor."

"What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground"

"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"Would you blow him?"

"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"