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Joke of the Day

"Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!"

"We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet"

"What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress."

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo. Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife."

"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."

"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."

"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"

"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."