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Joke of the Day

"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."

"A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer..."

"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."

"Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive..."

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"

"Breaking: Man stabbed and killed Morgan Freeman 's granddaughter"

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."