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Joke of the Day

"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."

"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"

"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."

"I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there's a lot of food in his apartment that'll spoil if I don't eat it."

"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"

"A donut walks into a gas station... ...and asks for a pack of cigs. The clerk says, ""can I see your ID please?"" Then the donut says, ""Sprinkles"""

"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."

"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."

"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."