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Joke of the Day

"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"

"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."

"No adult entertainment companies around here that offer fireman strippers, so we're starting a fire and hoping a slutty one shows up."

"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association"

"Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred."

"10 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date,. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."

"If you use the iPhone 6 upside down, boom, iPhone 9."

"If 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"