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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many crimes The Muppets have kermitted."
Next Joke
"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"
"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."
"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."
"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."
"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar... He orders a drink"
"That stupid guy I have stupid friends gotta admit.But i have a stupid one. Yesterday he asked me did anybody die and survive??!?!?!??"