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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"What do men and pizza have in common? That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"

"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."

"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."

"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."

"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"

"I'm against picketing. I'm just not sure how to show it..."