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Joke of the Day

"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."

"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives."

"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."

"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"

"Life is a lot like a Penis.. Simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely..then a woman makes it hard...!!!"

"I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that."

"Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato."

"What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30"

"How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it."