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Joke of the Day
"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
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"Just thought to myself: If cars were people than taxi cabs would be whores. Then a crowded city bus drove by and I felt sick."
"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"
"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."
"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
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"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."