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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!"
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"You know what's funny? An unexpected shift in context."
"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."
"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"
"What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !"
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits."
"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day."