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Joke of the Day
"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."
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"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."
"My Phone autocorrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways"
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"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"
"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"I'm not a basic Jew, I'm Hasidic."
"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."