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Joke of the Day

"Today I Fucked Up... the couch"

"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."

"What kind of weed do reptiles smoke? Mariguana."

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"I lost two things today. My virginity.. ..and my job at the morgue."

"Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets."

"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"

"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"

"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian? He has a sign on his door: ""Either way, you get your dog back."""

"Why was Mussolini never invited to parties? He was always fascistly late."