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Joke of the Day
"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."
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"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"
"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""
"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"
"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."
"read this now you reddit"
"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"
"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""