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Joke of the Day

"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"

"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."

"Cauliflower is just broccoli ghosts."

"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."