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Joke of the Day
"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do... Apparently ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."
"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""
"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old"
"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"
"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."
"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"