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Joke of the Day

"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""

"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"

"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."

"What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you."

"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"

"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."

"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."

"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"

"in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts the other 1/3 have rincon continental"

"*Lexus dealership* Sales person: if you buy a new Lexus we will make the first months payment Me: so who makes the other 59 payments?"