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"What did the fat guy give to the fat girl? Just the tip..."
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"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel."
"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."
"What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!"
"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"
"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."
"How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do."
"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."
"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."