71430
Joke of the Day
"What is the area at the Danish/German border called? The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out."
Next Joke
"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."
"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"
"Great gift for Trump supporters: Place a bar of soap in their Christmas stocking and beat them with it after they fall asleep"
"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."
"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."
"*sees a couple of vacuum cleaners making out* ""Ugh, get a Roomba"""
"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."
"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."