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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl with two noses. She wasn't much to look at but she smelled great."
Next Joke
"What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing."
"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"I am... A joke !"
"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."
"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"
"I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day."
"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"