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Joke of the Day

"How is it fair that if my girlfriend has sex with her brother nobody bats an eye, but if I have sex with her... I get arrested for beastality?"

"My dogs keep looking at me as if I have the power to fix the snow outside but I'm too goddamned lazy to do it"

"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."

"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"

"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."

"This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance So I pushed her over"

"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."

"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."

"tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful. Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre"

"When the Chinese fill out government forms... Under ""Occupation"" do they write ""Tibet""?"