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Joke of the Day
"Where can you find baby dwarfs? At a dwarfanage"
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"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"
"Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me"
"The police knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing some fella on a bike. I said fuck off my dog ain't even got a bike."
"The real reason OP never delivers.."
"David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now."
"Please don't post a screenshot if your battery percentage is low, I can't focus on the picture because your low battery is stressing me out."
"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."