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Joke of the Day

"Most Offensive Jokes You've Ever Heard Dark/black humor, abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, show me your worst reddit. I'll start. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? - Walking"

"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"

"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"

"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"

"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""

"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."

"[puts in hearing aid] aids aids aids aids aids [takes out hearing aid]"

"Called my Doctor, in a panic, serious difficulty ""passing"" urine. Turns out, it's just that I drive a shitty mini-van."

"Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."

"Are you a cat person or a person person?"