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Joke of the Day

"Most Offensive Jokes You've Ever Heard Dark/black humor, abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, show me your worst reddit. I'll start. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? - Walking"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"

"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."

"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."

"[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)"

"[Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: ""Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it."""

"[sees woman reading] ""Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."""

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut!"

"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"