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Joke of the Day

"This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students? Because they'll work for p naughts."

"When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service."

"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."

"Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them."

"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"Lucky Friend My friend called my up the other day, happy that he finally got to cum on his wife's face. That's the benefit of an open-casket funeral."

"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"

"I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!"

"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"

"Yes! Great! Bravo! Hurrah! Yippee! Cheers! Hooray! Rah Rah! Woo Hoo! Whoopee! Awesome! - Excerpt from ""Fifty Shades of Yay!"""