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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"

"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"

"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."

"i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life. i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either"

"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."

"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"

"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."

"A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey! We don't serve robots in here."" The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, ""Oh, you will... Someday, you will."""

"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"