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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
Next Joke
"*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic."
"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."
"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."
"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."
"My wife told me ""Sex is better on holiday"". That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."
"Q: How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? A: They are both up to something."
"What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ."
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."