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Joke of the Day

"My Ebola outbreak brings the CDC to the yard and they're like, sir that's just irritable bowel syndrome."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"

"Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside"

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"

"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."

"A comma is just a period with a mullet."

"I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling."

"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"