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Joke of the Day
"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."
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"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex, I would ask my pimp for a raise."
"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"
"I like my pizza ""Chicago"" style. full of bullet holes."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"
"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"
"A man is making moonshine. But the machine isn't working. He goes to see his friend Gino. Gino looks at the machine and says ""That's cause it's a still!"""
"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."