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Joke of the Day
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
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"*invents time machine* *goes to 1930 germany* *points guns at young hitler* What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"
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"What's a thief's favorite type of armour? Steel armour"
"Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100."
"Life is a dick... It looks short, but it becomes longer when it gets hard."
"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."