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Joke of the Day

"ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911 PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written"

"*downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls"

"By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with."

"Getting paid to sleep... That's my dream job."

"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"

"What is a gay guys favorite search engine? Bing Bing"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."

"I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot."

"Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer. I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals."

"Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off."