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Joke of the Day
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!! :D"
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"Jack and Jill went up a hill;   to have a bit of fun.   But stupid Jill forgot the pill;   and now they have a son."
"According to movie trailers, 98% of white kids are possessed by the devil."
"What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample"
"While it's true that ""ain't NOTHIN' wrong"" with my neighbor Karen's tits, I understand that I don't need to notify her each morning."
"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"
"What did Scooby Doo ask Shaggy for to order online porn? A Reddit card"
"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."
"I'm just a girl, sitting in her car, wondering what the person I texted ""I'm in the cat"" to, is thinking right now."