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Joke of the Day

"What is a relationship? It's the one that always sinks...."

"The Dominos ""tracker"" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it's not Brad... ...again."

"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."

"Shoutout to rattlesnakes and condoms... Because I don't fuck with either of them."

"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."

"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"

"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What's Rickon Starks favourite band? One Direction"

"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."