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"The improper fraction help line is now open 24/7"
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"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"
"My wife drove us into town today, she parked up in a sidestreet. I said, ""I'll get a taxi from here."" ""Where to?"" She replied. ""To the f*cking kerb."""
"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."
"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"
"I've been pro-immigration but if one more Mexican restaurant tries to charge me for chips and salsa, the deal's fucking off. Comprende?"
"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
"How do you install ""blackout curtains""? They just get hammered."
"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."