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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"
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"Updog (terrible joke I posted in dadjokes) Dad: (sniffs) it smells like updog in here. Son: What's up dog? Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!?"
"Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand She'll love it"
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
"Emails from world leaders are streaming in to Hillary Clinton to console her [Deleted]"
"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"
"You know what they say about a man with cold hands...... No gloves."
"MAN!! My boss is always all ""Blah blah blah!"", ""You're late!"", and ""Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"""
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."