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Joke of the Day
"Don't cry, that onion didn't deserve you anyways."
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"Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays."
"One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out ""I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife."" Both men ran away."
"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"
"Vagina- jokes are not funny... Period!"
"Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!"
"One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said ""friggity diggity"" please do not rt"
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."
"Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!"
"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""