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Joke of the Day
"Want to piss your girlfriend off? Text her ""He's busy."" and turn off your phone."
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"The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids."
"Why don't asians like to applause? Because every time they do all they do is crap"
"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."
"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."
"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"
"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."
"What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."
"Your potato salad recipe is not a ""family secret"", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret."