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Joke of the Day

"I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too."

"Wired: ""Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"" Amazon: ""We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"""

"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."

"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."

"""Blow me."" -Soup."

"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."

"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"

"Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter."

"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."

"Hitlers Joke My dog has no nose. Well how does it smell? Awful."