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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."
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"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"
"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."
"Me: I look great today Fluorescent lights: I can fix that."
"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."
"You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side."
"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."
"Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas."
"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."
"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."