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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."
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"what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? *""I don't know. What?""* a condescending con descending."
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