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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."

"We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. ""I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"" And that's how I got the last one."

"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool "

"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""

"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."

"I think I'm indecisive... but I'm not really sure."

"Stalk your awful ex on Twitter, Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll. 'Tis the season to be bitter. Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll."

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"