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Joke of the Day
"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"
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"On a scale of 1-10 How old was Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"
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"*spends 30 minutes trying to unzip my pants to have sex for the first time* *girlfriend sighs* ""Just take off the mittens"" MY HANDS ARE COLD"
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"
"Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them."