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Joke of the Day
"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
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"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."
"Facebook is the most confusing dating site I have ever been on."
"Yo mama is so stank... She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh."
"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."
"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."
"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"
"a horse walks into a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""why the long face""? The horse says, ""I have cancer""."
"Me: ""Goodnight Bed."" Bed: ""New foam who dis?"""
"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."