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Joke of the Day

"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."

"""I drive like lightening."" ""You drive fast?"" ""No. I hit trees."""

"I tried committing suicide once... never doing that again, I almost killed myself."

"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."

"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"

"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What can I get for you? Harambe: Just ice for Harambe. Bartender: Sorry, we're out of ice. Best I can give you is a shot."

"I'm not racist... Its true! I'm not racist at all! Infact, my best friend was black! Until my Dad sold him."

"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"