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Joke of the Day

"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."

"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"

"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."

"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."

"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."

"Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? It had suction cups."

"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."

"McDonalds just started their Monopoly game again with an increased 1 in 4 chance of winning a prize/obesity/explosive diarrhea!"