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Joke of the Day
"What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A BIG YELLOW ROCK-EATER!!"
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"I'm on hold with West Elm and they're playing a contemporary jazz song with a man saying ""aquarium"" every 4 counts. Hold music is evolving"
"Teacher: Johnny, use the words 'defeat"", ""deduct"" and ""detail"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am. ""Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."""
"With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy."
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."
"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."
"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"
"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."
"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."