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Joke of the Day

"""Everyone has at least one novel inside them"" Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift"

"The bank robbery would have ended much better for me if I hadn't stopped on the way out at the ATM to deposit the money."

"something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care"

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."

"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"

"Ordering a cake over the phone ""And what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""Honey, do we want a talking cake?"""

"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"

"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."

"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."