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Joke of the Day
"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"
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"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, ""Meow meow meow meow meow meow."" Dunno, think it's a little pretentious."
"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"
"Damn girl Just $5 for a blowjob? You have syphigonnaidsitis or something?"
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard"
"What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg? It ends."