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Joke of the Day

"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."

"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""

"someone stole my chair! deceitful..."

"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"

"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"

"More than ever, now is the perfect time to cast Patrick Swayze in the sequel Ghost 2."

"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""

"What do you call a man without shins? Tony. (A joke created by a non-redditing friend)"

"How do you know the toothbrush was made in France? Anywhere else it would've been the ""teethbrush"""

"Punctuation is important... A missed period should always raise alarm."