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Joke of the Day
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."
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"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""
"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha"
"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"
"""The best things in life are free."" ~ shoplifters."
"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
"What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable."
"Yo girl, I'm a meteorologist and... I predict around 8 inches tonight."