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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."
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"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."
"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."
"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."
"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"
"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."
"Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore"
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"