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Joke of the Day
"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"
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"Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."
"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""
"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."
"Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors"
"What if I told you... You read the first line wrong Made you look"
"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."
"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"