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Joke of the Day
"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."
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"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."
"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."
"A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon."
"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"
"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"
"The reason I don't like police officers... Everyone that has ever arrested me has been a police officer."
"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
"I started playing a new drinking game recently, Every time I am depressed I take a drink. That game is called alcoholism."