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Joke of the Day

"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"

"What did the two vaginas say to the butthole? ""Don't hate us if you anus."""

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow? You ask an informer"

"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"""Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"" Me: ""Sometimes?"" ""Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"" Me: ""Always."""

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a vibrator? A vibrator is not a genuine dick"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter made it out the chamber alive"

"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."