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Joke of the Day

"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"

"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."

"whats 72?? Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching."

"When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand So I can take him out (I tried)"

"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"

"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."

"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"An Italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant"

"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"